“The dress…stunning! The hair and makeup….all wrong! This was supposed to be my dream Met Ball moment, but my hair stylist didn’t show up and I tried someone new literally 45 minutes before the carpet was closing. It was a disaster, I was in tears. I tried to compensate by trying really avant-garde makeup, but when your rocking a Dries [van Noten] dress, you really should let his amazing prints do the talking!”